I almost got in a fight today. some totally messed up spare changer got pretty aggressive while i was out with my sister today.  we were both ready to start street fighting this junkie when she made us laugh so hard. she said “you need to get your hair done homeless bitch”.   she was so messed up she meant to say I’m not afraid of you but she stumbled on her words and said you’re not afraid of me.  i didn’t back down and she finally backed off.  I’m glad i didn’t have to fight her because there were kids around and i would have fought to win. i really did enjoy her line about my hair though!